zeldathemes
"I'm a recovering vegetarian."
Come of Age

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

  #hp  
simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

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Song: Sex (Studio Brussel)
Artist: The 1975
Played: 4,172 times.

robbersxxtrue:

Hands down favorite version of Sex, like ever.

  #music    #1975  

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

  #i say this all the time though  

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

  #fob  

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

"I believe we are the architects of our own lives, i’m not about going through life all ‘it is what it is’. Yes, we are given different tools, but it is up to you to make the most of it. You can’t fuck up and then say ‘It’s not my fault!’. You have to take responsibility. Life is 100 percent about growth."

  #mila kunis  
sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

  #same  

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?
Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via fusels)

grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life