"I'm a recovering vegetarian."
Come of Age


What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)


buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

  #my mom wakes up at 7 to watch this show before work  

The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.



Best part of this movie, fuck.

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst


what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you